Looking for a taste of some calorie-free gossip?

Well, Queen Bey had everyone buzzing on the identity of “Becky with the Good Hair.’’

Then, perpetually perky Kelly Ripa returned to LIVE and addressed not only Michael Strahan’s upcoming move to GMA, but also the importance of RESPECT in the workplace.

And after months of anticipation and many lies on the part of Kit Harrington, Game of Thrones fans were treated to the resurrection of their beloved Jon Snow.

Below, enjoy our brand of celebrity news in bite-sized morsels.

Welcome to this week’s CELEB SUNDAE!

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FIRST SCOOP:

Kelly Ripa ends her unofficial strike from LIVE With Kelly & Michael. All is right with the world again.

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SECOND SCOOP:

Surprise! Prince had a long lost sister. Not so surprising, long lost sister came out of the woodwork to attend the late singer’s hearing in $250 million estate.

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BANANAS:

Way to go, “Bananas Heels”! Zac Efron trips during the filming of the iconic Baywatch run.

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NUTS:

David Hasselhoff reportedly wants to stop paying his ex-wife a five figure mostly alimony so that he can finally hang up the speedos.

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THE SAUCE:

For no apparent reason, LeBron James is set to star in Pride and Prejudice, just kidding, Space Jam 2, filling the big shoes left by Michael Jordan.

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THE WHIP CREAM:

Jon Snow is resurrected on Game of Thrones, although we suspected it all along. Fans go bananas, nuts and whip creamy! Of course, getting a sponge bath from Carice van Houtem would wake anyone up from the dead.

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THE SPRINKLES:

America’s Commander-in-Chief spoofs retirement.

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THE CHERRY ON TOP:

Beyonce turns lemons into “Lemonade’’.

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WHO’S SHARKY?

Sharky is a world renowned photo editor, writer and ice skater.

An unfortunate Roller Derby accident cut the dreams of Olympic Glory short! Sharky now enjoys spending time with the family and knitting.

You can reach Sharky at Sharky@NewsWhistle.com.

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Lead-In Image (Beyonce) Courtesy of AKM-GSI