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This week’s celebrity news in itty bitty baby bites.
We’ve got babies on the brain. Not only did we start the week with news of Janet Jackson’s pregnancy just shy of her milestone 50th birthday, but we were then treated to news that Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are expecting their first kid together.
The news becomes more meaningful (or not) depending on your personal Kardashian view, when you consider that this will be the first child to carry on the Kardashian name.
In typical Kardashian style the happy momma confirmed the news with a pregnant emoji of herself and has wasted no time in filing legal documents to trademark her soon to be married name, Angela Renee Kardashian.
Though news of a Kardashian baby dominated this week’s headlines, our hats go off to Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling. The reclusive couple who already have a one-year-old daughter together managed to pull off the biggest bump concealment ever. The couple welcomed a second daughter just two weeks after news broke that they were expecting!
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First Scoop:
Dammn Baby! Janet Jackson is pregnant with her first child. The announcement comes just shy of the singer’s 50th birthday. We wonder if uncle Jermaine will teach that kid the “ABCs’’… because it’s easy as 1-2-3.
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Second Scoop:
Mama, I’m not coming home. Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Stone split up after an impressive 33 years together.
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The Nuts:
Blac Chyna is expecting a Kardashian baby!! That’s right world, brace yourself for another Kardashian.
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The Bananas:
Jennifer Lawrence yet again shows why she should not wear heels.
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The Sauce:
Pamela who? New Baywatch babe Charlotte McKinney frolics on the beach in a bikini. Why? Because she can, that’s why.
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The Whip Cream:
Gwyneth Paltrow recommends using coconut oil as lubricant in bed to prevent infections. In related news… we fear for coconut oil sales.
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The Sprinkles:
Donde esta Pablo? Kanye, Kim, and the kids check out Cuba. Sorry Cuba, maybe you should reconsider the embargo!
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The Cherry On Top:
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes should be congratulated for the birth of baby number two and keeping the secret for a full 38 weeks!!
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Who’s Sharky?
Sharky is a world renowned photo editor, writer, and ice skater.
An unfortunate Roller Derby accident cut the dreams of Olympic Glory short! Sharky now enjoys spending time with the family and knitting.
You can reach Sharky at Sharky@NewsWhistle.com.
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Lead-In Image (Jennifer Lawrence) Courtesy of AKM-GSI
