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This week’s morsels: breakups, blow-ups, no breakdowns.

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THE BOWL-OVER
Uproar over the Kermit and Miss Piggy breakup – and Kermie’s new girlfriend, Denise!

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THE FIRST SCOOP
The Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger split.

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THE SECOND SCOOP
Watch out! Gisele threatens to divorce Tom Brady?

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THE WHIPPED CREAM
Paris Hilton finds her ring and looks for a fireman.

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THE SPRINKLES
Cindy Crawford’s hopping mad over a retouched picture.

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AND THE CHERRY ON TOP
Jaw-dropping scenes at the VMAs. Nicki Minaj versus Miley Cyrus.

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Image of Kermit and Denise Courtesy of ABC