Kudos to distributor STX, which is one letter away from SEX and STD. Of course “Happytime Murders” would hatch from their nest.
Unfortunately for Darren Aronofsky, and his cast to die for, his macabre thriller, “Mother!,” opens this Friday, smacking down in the middle of Clown Town.
Time to bring in the clowns. The real deal. Enter: Stephen King’s Pennywise, to be precise.
The sequel slump ends here, thanks to some needed ha-ha hijinks courtesy of Illumination Entertainment’s chief mischief-makers, the Minions, in Despicable Me 3.
Cars 3 drives into theaters at the right time. Captain Underpants never got past Wonder Woman’s super-wedgie. As for The Mummy? It wasn’t so family friendly.
Universal desperately hopes you’re afraid of the dark as they reboot their “Mummy” franchise this weekend.
With cineplexes awash with spandex-clad superhero flicks, and codpieces up the wazoo, we can finally welcome the definitive superheroine, “Wonder Woman.”
Odds are fans will hoist the mizzenmast for Jack Sparrow’s latest (and rumored last–yeah, right) adventure, “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales.”
What makes Alien: Covenant special, and worth the financial risk, is that the original director, Ridley Scott, again returns to the reigns.
“It’s been a long day, without you my friend…and I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again.”