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Meet Anna Wintour. She is a famous fashion magazine editor. Anna sometimes looks up and flashes a grin. This is rather strange. Most famous fashion magazine editors aren’t known for smiling or acknowledging that there are other people around them.
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Anna Wintour also does amazing impressions. Here is Anna as a statue.
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Anna Wintour does not find our jokes amusing.
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Then again, Anna Wintour is different. Maybe she is thinking about a joke. Maybe it’s the one about Karl Lagerfeld and a genie lamp. Yes, that’s a pretty good one.
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Anna Wintour also wears sunglasses, a lot. Many people say this is because she doesn’t like people to read her reactions during fashion shows. But Anna is not at a fashion show. It’s just sunny out.
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Anna Wintour is just like you and me, although we don’t have Anna’s firm biceps or confidence in our accessory choices.
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Anna Wintour is an icon, an arbiter of style. And when she casts a shadow during the late days of summer, it means six weeks more weeks of good fashion. Yay, Anna saw her shadow!
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PHOTOS COURTESY OF NewsWhistle/AKM-GSI